So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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