Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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