Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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