If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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