If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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