As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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