Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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