Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize