their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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