I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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