Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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