I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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