I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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