Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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