i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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