...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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