I am puke
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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