your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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