me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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