Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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