Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We are two peas in an std pod
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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