There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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