I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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