i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
FUCK WHALES
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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