Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
