Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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