We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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