Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
