If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT