No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.