i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"