the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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