oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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