I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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