I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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My dick has a subreddit
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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