Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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