What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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