On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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