My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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