If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I had to cum in my sink.
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