she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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