Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
one might say we're banned from that church
babies were throwing up all over the place
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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