Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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