Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Still dying that you shit outside
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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