STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
