She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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