dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
True strength comes from lack of pants
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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