Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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