I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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