How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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