Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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