i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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