Apparently you make a good broom.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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